things you can do just for laughs

1.Every time someone asks you to do something, say ‘You want fries with that?’
2.Finish all your sentences with ‘in accordance with the Prophecy.’
3.Order a diet water when you dine out.
4.Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name ‘Rock Bottom’.
5.Tell the drive through lady that your order is ‘to go’.
6.Tell your kids over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.’
7.When your cash comes out of the ATM yell, ‘I won! I won!’