• Your Papa always buys ice cream and he keeps chocolate hidden in his bedroom.
• Teenage big brother Zac will give you whatever you want if you cry.
• The easiest way to carry a cat is by the neck.
• I can get water on my face in the tub, but you’d better not splash me in the pool!
• Cereal tastes better out of big brother Drake’s bowl.
• Making Drake yell is fun!
• Wiping my hands on my dress gets them clean enough.
• Why do you get upset when I stick my hand in your glass and get a piece of ice?
• You mustn’t say ‘no!’ to Mom… and if you do, even Papa cannot save you!
• .. but he will hold you when it is all over.
• Sharing suckers with the dog makes Mom and Nana yell.
• So does licking almost anything..
• They also yell when you bite, kick, scratch or pull hair.. or when you say 'BLEEP'.
• Moms and Nanas like to yell a lot.
• And Papa tries not to laugh out loud when they start yelling, or they will yell at him, too.
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