Things I learned from Kyle & Drake

LESSONS ABOUT 3 YEAR OLD BOYS:
1. They can be brave enough to jump off the high dive but still yell for Mom to kill a spider.
2. Even though they are toddlers, the sound of a motorcycle makes them sit up & listen.
3. A cat litter box can be mistaken for a small sand box – yikes!
4. It is very, very important that the ladies in their life think they are ‘strong’.
5. They don’t have a ’10 second rule’ for food on the floor – it is more like a ‘10 day’ rule.
6. The best way to identify an object is to lick it.
7. Even if Nana has her hair up in rollers she is still ‘pretty’.
8. Girls are called ‘grills’, and they are NOT to touch Big Brother’s stuff – EVER.
9. If you tie something around your neck, it makes you a super hero.
10. If it bounces, then you must try to make a basket with it..
11. .. this includes the cat.
12. Watching a ball game or looking at muscle cars with Papa is the best way to spend an afternoon.
13. The only girls you would ever kiss are Sister, Mom & Nana… and maybe Aunt Liz if you are Drake.