5 reasons Grandma should not wear a 2 piece bathing suit at the city pool!

1. The sight of Old Belly flab will make everyone in the pool throw up in the water.
2. No one on the planet will put sun tan lotion on your back – ever.
3. Little kids might try to touch your bumpy varicose veins.
4. If you drown, the young, tanned life guard will NOT give you mouth to mouth.
5. If you have a wardrobe malfunction someone might shoot you on the spot.