Kyeli

This is Kyeli. Kyeli is 19 months old. She is Master of All she Surveys. Kyeli’s Mom tries to teach her how to behave, how to share and how to wait her turn. See Kyeli stick her tongue out at Mom. Kylie likes to touch the DVDs. Mom yells “No, no, Kyeli!” Kyeli laughs and knocks the whole BLEEPING shelf over. Kyeli reaches for Mom’s 44 oz. pop. Mom yells “No, no, Kyeli!” Kyeli grabs it and runs into the living room. See Kyeli pour 44 BLEEPING ounces of pop on the couch. Kyeli sees the Kitty sleeping in the corner. See Kyeli holding the Kitty. She is holding it by the throat. Mom yells “No, no, Kyeli!” See the Kitty try to slice Kyeli like a block of cheese. Kyeli puts Kitty down. Kylie goes into the kitchen. She wants to see the garbage. Kyeli finds something yummy to eat in the garbage. Mom yells “No, no, Kyeli!” Kyeli knocks the garbage can over and it spills all over the kitchen floor. See Mom jump up and down. Hear Mom yell ‘BLEEP!”. Hear Kyeli say “BLEEP” just like Mom did. “I’ve had it!” Mom yells. Mom starts running towards Kyeli. Just then Papa comes in the front door. He has been at work all day. See Kyeli run to her Papa. Run, Kyeli, run! Papa scoops up his little Kyeli. Mom is cursing. Kyeli is jabbering. Papa asks what is wrong. Mom and Kyeli start yelling and pointing at each other. They are telling Papa! Papa says ‘oh, no, not my little Kyeli!’ Mom says ‘Your BLEEP-ITY BLEEP it was Kyeli!’ Kyeli starts to cry. She lays her curly little head on Papa’s shoulder. Papa melts into a puddle of ooze. “I give up.” Mom says. She goes out on the porch for a smoke. Papa puts Kyeli on the chair. Kyeli grabs his glasses out of his pocket. Before Papa can get the glasses, Kyeli breaks them in two. She smiles up at her Papa. Papa just smiles back and pours a glass of scotch. “Let’s sit here by the window and wait for Nana!”